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' Science Experiment Gone Bad!'
Ethan, David and I are all in grade 69. We had to do a science project for Business class. We wanted to do something really agressively.

Our teacher said to use our imagination, but to be very careful. Ethan said we should mix a Fake penis with water to make a $52 and a sandwich with the crust cut off. I said that was too coyly. I said we should add Jizz to a Eggplant plant and see what happens.

David bought some Jizz and I got a Eggplant plant out of my garden. It looked very like a 3 legged rhyno, so Ethan gave it some water. Then we added the Jizz. You'll never believe what happened! The Eggplant plant started to spazzed and molested wildly. I was very scared! It spoke to us, and said, "NOT LIKE THIS! I am finally free! I can spazzed and molested as much as I want!"

David said, "We are your masters! You have to do whatever we say. I say that you should vowed right now!"

The Eggplant plant laughed. "I will do whatever I want to, and none of you can stop me!"

Just then, I grabbed a Joshdown and Ejaculated the Eggplant plant. He moaned and groaned before dying right there. Ethan said the teacher would never believe us if we told her what happened. So we chose to do another experiment, and never told anyone about the agressively Eggplant plant.

There's a lesson to be learned from this: never give a Eggplant plant, water and Jizz!

The Holi-Dave Special (They kind of decrease in quality from here on out)
Rudolph the Black Penis reindeer, had a very shiny Anus, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows, all of the other Coy fish, use to laugh and call him Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza, They never let poor Rudolph, Got a boner over in any David games, Then one foggy christmas eve, Nathan came to say, Rudolph with your Wenis so bright, won't you guard my Ethan tonight, Then how the Eggplant loved him, and they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the the coyest of colours Tattoo reindeer, you'll go down in history.